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A pun in the park. [Dec. 6th, 2016|11:29 pm]
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Mark was telling a friend about having seen a couple of peregrine falcons in the Hermitage and how he could definitely identify them and could possibly identify kestrals. I responded with, "A Kestral Manoeuvres In The Park." There were groans all round.
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it never ends [Oct. 17th, 2006|11:56 pm]
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She can even get me on instant messenger...

Bexamined: I have a surprise for you when next we meet
mOrtal: Which is...
Bexamined: nooooo
Bexamined: Not Witches!
Bexamined: *hoots with laughter*

The worst part being that this is one of her favourite puns, which came off a radio advert, and which she. will. never. tire. of.

EDIT: Sorry to those of you who are on my friends list. I have a feeling that there's going to be a certain amount of cross-posting with worldofbex here...
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HELP! [Oct. 14th, 2006|05:10 pm]
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spudtater has been puning all afternoon. He recons that now there is a community for those of us aflicted by punning he should pun all the more as I now have somewhere I can whinge about it. Oh and I just found out his mother will be here for two weeks thus the punning will be increased by a factor of 10.

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(no subject) [Oct. 13th, 2006|02:30 pm]
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Conversation about parapsychology last night, during the course of which my resident pun addict enquired as to why every medium he'd every encountered was actually a large...

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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2006|04:47 pm]
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[mood |cheerfulcheeky]

I see that nickys has, kitten-card in hand, made her stance :-)

(see, not a pun in site)
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